I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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