so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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