and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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