Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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