he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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