I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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