i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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