yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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