Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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