Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
