dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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