I wannas sexs uuuuu
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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