All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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