so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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go home
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
