do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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