I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
