I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Randomize
