just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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