yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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