I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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