My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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