just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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