whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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