READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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