Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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