every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
