Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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