Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
