He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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