she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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