i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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