The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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