Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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