I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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