Can Purell be used as lube?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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