This girl is more easily done than said...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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