I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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