Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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