So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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