I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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