Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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