My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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