oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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