just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
