are you still at the devil's house?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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