Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Enjoy the penises
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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