its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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