Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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