Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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