i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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