Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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