Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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