No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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