i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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