Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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