We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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